I'm worried the nexus is moving
There is a nexus of evil that surrounds the Frenchman that manifests itself in the form of some of the most terrifyingly bad drivers known to man constantly swirling around him. Unfortunately, as we spend time in the car together, I think he is inadvertantly shifting the nexus over to me, or sharing it, or something to that effect. I say this because lately, my driving has become more... difficult than normal.
Last night, for instance, I kept saying to myself "this just isn't my night" as everything that could go wrong started going wrong around me. Not just limited to other drivers, which is one of the things that worries me. I never had enough time to find that CD I wanted, I never got through that yellow light, I never managed to escape the slow drivers or pass them as they would magically begin driving like capable drivers as soon as I tried to get around them. Speeding was like cutting through hard butter with a cold knife: possible, but not easy.
Has the nexus found a new victim? I'm scared. Either that or the quality of driving has dropped even more dramatically than normal in the past few weeks. I admit, this idea is just as scary. Perhaps I'll make a sacrifice to the traffic gods soon. That may appease them and perhaps this nexus will find somewhere else to go...
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