Best quotes I've seen in a long time

Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you.
-- Winston Churchill

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
-- Jimmy Durante

Money can't buy you happiness .. but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
-- Spike Milligan